Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.
I'm walking arounf unprotected." The customer commiserated with her, but then added, "I haven't taken my Prozac today—everyone's walking around unprotected." Oh, the pity of old age. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table and the widow smiling coyly back at him. So with fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. " Late Night Lecture An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.Finally, he picked up courage and blurted out, "Will you marry me? First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say yes or did you say no? and was asked where he was going at that time of night.She then replies, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." Quiz: How Old Are You Really? 0 - 5 = You're still young 6 - 10 = You are getting older 11 - 15 = Don't tell your age 16 - 25 = You're older than you think!From the following list of 25 items, count all the ones that you remember -- not the ones you were told about! Be sure to pass this along -- especially to all your friends with really good memories.